The Universe

The universe was designed by a scientist named Bill Gates in 1887. It was designed to be an infinitely expanding vast amount of space where humans would become trapped on Earth. This was because he wanted humans to be confined to the Earth to have to buy Windows products.

After its creation, it was decided that to make it seem like space was real, they started tacking on astronomy and astrology to different spots in history using the time machine the government built to prevent people from expecting the Spanish inquisition.