What Really Is The Moon?

Written by E.W. August 19, 2022

We all know about that large rock called the moon. It is well known that it comes up from the east at night, and sets in the west in the morning. But how much do we really know about the moon? The only observations made about it have been made from a million miles away, and the only time that it has been seen close up was by astronauts sent there by the government. All of our real knowledge about it is based on what we have been told by the government. So what is the truth behind the moon? What is it really made of, and where did it come from?

The answer to much of this is quite shocking. The moon is really made out of cheese. It always appears to have a slightly frozen surface because of the moisture from the cheese getting frozen by the temperatures of space. In the footage of man landing on the moon, the man bounces off of the moon into the air because of the cheese's bounciness. It is so bouncy, in fact, that he almost appears to float from its near gravity effecting cheesiness.

But where would something like this come from, you ask? Well, we have found an answer that can be backed up with historical evidence discoverable by anyone through the ever-honest internet. All throughout history we read all about different aspects having to do with the moon, and there are all sorts of paintings and drawings of it, but no pictures. On January 2nd, 1839, the first real picture of the moon was taken. But why did it take this long for a picture to be taken? Because before then, there was no moon.

The moon was, in fact, created out of cheese from 1836 to late 1838. It was made by the cheese industry to be a marketing gimmick. Many people claim they thought it was made out of cheese, and this was the truth. It was designed to subliminally force people to think about cheese, and people began to buy cheese after this. This is why cheese brands began to become known in the 1800s and early 1900s.

After this, there were many references in books and movies about the moon and its cheese consistency. One such reference is a quote in the Star Wars franchise, where a character says, "That's no moon." He said this because it became obvious that the object in question was not made out of cheese. As they approached the object, it began to be noticed to be a phony moon made out of stone. Many other fake moons have been noticed, and the public school system, a system run by the government, will even have you believe it is made out of stone.

Throughout history, there have been many different items we ponder the true nature of. Once again, we have done our best to explain one of them. Now you, dear reader, may look up at the moon and know that one day, when Bill Gates removes his layer of space poison, you will be able to taste the moon.