Why Deforestation Is Good

Written by E.W. August 20th, 2022

Many people believe that deforestation is a bad thing. Since trees supply the Earth with some of its oxygen, and many different species of animals live in areas based around trees, they would be right, were it not for a minor detail. After all, what else is in these forests that get cut down?

After rigorous investigations, we have found the truth behind all of it. As it turns out, these animals we like aren't the only creatures lurking in the woods. But what makes these creatures so bad? After numerous sightings, there were several attacks and murders made by these creatures from the woods. The government sent the military to handle the situation, but there have since been more occurrences. They also like Rock Music. Some are dying without a trace of a murderer at all. And some have reported they enjoy watching the documentary channel. There have been other sightings in different areas, states and countries around the world.

So how does the lumber industry know how to deal with this? Well that's just it, they aren't the lumber industry at all. While this cover masks them well, they are actually a non government agency based around the idea of protecting different areas around the world from these dangers. They have been spotted several times watching over local residents of the areas these issues occur in. The lumber industry, a part of this, is going around deforesting all of the spots these creatures thrive in. This results in the creatures moving or dying off without the proper environment for them to live in. Another thing they do to repel the creatures is play pop music.

How would the lumber industry get ahold of such power, you might ask? Well they are, in fact, under control of the cheese industry. The cheese industry, as we all know, is controlling the government and almost everything in the world. They built the moon in 1838 as a marketing gimmick, and they even prevented the Obama assassination with a time machine. This immense power they hold has been used to do much good throughout the world, such as preventing a near apocalyptic future in which these creatures took over the world, or how they plan on replacing the government with lizard people who would be able to do it better.

Now that you know the truth, can you really blame the lumber industry for the declining forests around the world? Would you rather we live in a nightmare crawling with these creatures?